Episode 3

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13th Oct 2025

Corporate Mad Libs: Mission Statements, Performance Reviews & Layoff Emails

Jeremy & Jimmy discuss Mission Statements, Performance Reviews & Layoff Emails while playing a game of Corporate Mad Libs. Follow along at the bottom of the description.

Download the new "Another Meeting Bingo Card" and following along on your next boring-ass meeting. Here is a little preview of some of the squares: Sorry I'm on mute, Doesn't know their camera is on, Fake laugh at a manager's joke, someone says "Value-add" (Yuck).

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Corporate Mad Libs

“At [Company Name], we strive to [verb] [plural noun] through [adjective] [buzzword], empowering [target audience] to [verb] their [abstract noun].”

“Jimmy has consistently demonstrated [adjective] [noun] in the face of [corporate challenge]. His ability to [verb] while maintaining [adjective] [plural noun] is a testament to his [abstract noun].”

“Due to [euphemistic phrase], we’ve made the difficult decision to [verb] some of our [plural noun]. We remain committed to [abstract noun] and thank you for your [emotionally loaded noun].”

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Above My Paygrade
A comedy podcast focused on corporate chaos, from offsite travel disasters to Teams meeting meltdowns. If you've ever questioned your sanity during performance reviews, this podcast is your emotional PTO.
Above My Paygrade is the comedy podcast for anyone who's ever muted themselves to scream during a Teams meeting. We dive headfirst into the absurdity of corporate life—from offsite travel disasters and return-to-office guilt trips to Slack etiquette, horrible bosses, and survival tips for not looking like a total idiot in front of your coworkers.
Each episode blends satire, emotional truth, and listener-submitted chaos into segments like “Out of Office Email or Cry for Help?” and riffing on the inevitable Ai takeover. It’s catharsis for the cubicle crowd, therapy for the remote warriors, and a safe space to laugh at the madness we call work. 50% of our waking hours is spent working… that makes us cry a little..
New episodes every week. Bring your PTO requests and emotional baggage.
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Corporate Lingo: Utilizing professional audio recording equipment, our team of hosts produces a podcast designed to entertain and engage listeners seeking humor. We have established distribution channels across all major podcast platforms and are committed to delivering new episodes on a weekly basis.

Real life translation: We record new episodes weekly and you can listen wherever you get your podcasts